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Warning: This Post Contains Adult Content! Do yourself a favor and do not read this if you’re under sixteen.

Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston

There has been a lot of skepticism when it comes to whether or not the 15 year-old Miley Cyrus should be dating 20 year-old Justin Gaston. Miley’s parents have approved of the relationship, so what is there to disapprove of?

Justin Gaston

I hate to sound too cynical, but you know poor Miley is completely in love with Gaston, while Gaston is most likely out there “playing the field.” When I say “playing the field,” I do mean S-E-X. I personally believe that Gaston hasn’t committed statutory rape. For those of you who do not watch Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, statutory rape is what it would be called if Gaston (20-years old) had a sexual encounter with someone under the age of consent, which is 18-years old. By the way, that’s not me being cynical, it’s just a fact of what statutory rape is. So, if Gaston is not having sex with Cyrus, I am willing to bet a billion dollars that he’s having sex with someone else. Come on, that’s what 20-year old underwear models and singers do.

As far as true female role models are concerned (a.k.a. those I would want my future daughter to take after), we can rule out Disney alums such as Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Lindsay Lohan, Hilary Duff, and now Miley Cyrus.

Okay Selena Gomez, my future kids have a lot riding on you. Oh Christy Carlson Romano, we miss you! Well, she’s now having sex on stage, but since it’s her puppet alter ego, we’ll let it slide. (FYI Christy Carlon Romano stars in the Broadway Hit “Avenue Q,” which is all acted out with puppets)

I have to say, I have finally hit the age where I do not really watch any Disney type shows other than the featured films such as Walllll-eeeeeee. So, I am hardly familiar with Selena Gomez and Nick Jonas. Well, I know the Jonas Brothers, but I couldn’t name all of them. Selena Gomez, I have absolutely no idea what she’s famous for other than being Miley Cyrus, though they trying to shoot down that rumour. One side note, I really do feel like both are too busy to be in any kind of real feud.

So, Selena Gomez has said in an interview: “While we were slow dancing…my crush and I had our first kiss!” Selena told Twist magazine. “After it, I leaned back and I said, ‘You cheated.’ And he said, ‘Why’ and I said, ‘I don’t kiss on the first date.’ Then he said, ‘Well, I never really play by the rules.”

Selena Gomez and Nick Jonas

Well, there you have it. I really hope they fall into Hilary Duff, Lohan, and Aaron Carter territory. Is that bad of me???