For myself and I am technically part of that generation, but I never watched a full episode. I was never interested in a single song they played on “TRL.”

50 Cent

Benji and Joel Madden

Beyonce Knowles

Carson Daly and Damien Fahey

Former VJ La La Vazquez and Vanessa Mannillo

Hilary Duff

JC Chasez

Justin Timberlake

Ludacris

Nelly

Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift and Kid Rock

So, Selena Gomez has said in an interview: “While we were slow dancing…my crush and I had our first kiss!” Selena told Twist magazine. “After it, I leaned back and I said, ‘You cheated.’ And he said, ‘Why’ and I said, ‘I don’t kiss on the first date.’ Then he said, ‘Well, I never really play by the rules.”

Selena Gomez and Nick Jonas

Well, there you have it. I really hope they fall into Hilary Duff, Lohan, and Aaron Carter territory. Is that bad of me???

First, the obvious is how these two ended up dating? I’ve Googled it, but I have yet to find an answer. Though, I must admit my search only lasted 1-2 minutes. But, if you look at the list that Paris Hilton’s old flings, it’s not really a surprise. Here are some of her old boyfriends.

Nick Carter and Paris Hilton

Jamie Kennedy and Paris Hilton

Simon Rex, who appeared in a gay porn film, and Paris Hilton

Now we have:

Benji Madden and Paris Hilton

So, it’s not really out of the blue.

Second, what’s Benji Madden famous for? I know he and his brother have Good Charlotte, but what have they done since their big hit “Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous.” Okay, so they have released more albums since then, but I feel that your rock career is heading towards a really bad path when you’re more known for who you are dating more than anything else. Well, his identical brother Joel is completely off the maps in that regards when he started dated Hilary Duff and of course his baby with Nicole Richie.

Third, obviously this is very natural, but you always expect identical twins to be, well, identical. But, apparently one of the brothers is a little heavier than the other. I don’t really know which one to tell you the truth.

Benji and Joel Madden

Lastly, Benji’s neck tattoo. I’m a big fan of tattoos, but getting a neck tattoo is pretty hardcore. Most yuppie types have tattoos, but they put them in strategically located positions in order to hide them from their working world. Other than on his hands, you wouldn’t know Benji had any tattoos if he wore a long sleeve shirt, but the neck tattoo is a declaration. Fortunately, when you’re rolling in the dough like Benji, it doesn’t really matter. Do you know what’s even more hardcore than a neck tattoo? A face tattoo.

I’m not quite sure what this says about me, but I was watching Shia LaBeouf when he was a rising Disney Channel star. Actually, he technically was a rising star under a super great actress called Christy Carlson Romano. Both of them starred in a Disney Channel show called “Even Stevens,” where they portrayed siblings. I really like the show. It was fun, innocent, and funny. Kind of like the Hilary Duff’s Disney show before all she got all the attitude that comes with youth and stardom. Sorry to go off on a tandem, but the reason Hilary Duff’s Lizzy McGuire Movie bombed is because everyone knew she didn’t care about it and they completely killed what made the show great, the relationships she had with Miranda and Gordo. The last show of the series was Gordo and Lizzy getting together, which had been building up for the entire series. But what happens, Gordo is not a traditional leading man so they pair Lizzy McGuire with some European rock star. WE LOVE YOU GORDO!!!

Okay, focus, focus, focus. Anyway, I have pretty much seen all of Shia LaBeouf’s movies, even the crappy Holes and the one he did for Matt Damon’s and Ben Afflecks Project Greenlight. Honestly, I thought those two movies would kill his career. They just really aren’t very good. Then he did Transformers. I’m really a geek at heart, like Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, World of Warcraft geek, and so anyone starring in a Transformers movies was going to be catapulted on my list. Of course, he was in the new Indiana Jones movie and he can now be seen in Eagle Eye. I have not seen Eagle Eye, but I’m sure it rocks. Don’t worry, I’ll write a whole new post once I see it.

Shia, you and I both know who’s Number 1.

Shia LeBeouf GQ Magazine Cover